Chase - 11 years old - Kevin bought Chase a Walt Disney World t-shirt with Chip 'n Dale on it.  Kevin asked him if he knew who they were. Chase said, 'No, are they still alive?'

Indy - 12 years old - "I know you love me more than Chase because you discipline me more.  So, I've decided that you should love me less."

Chase - 10 years old - Kevin asked "H2O is water, what is H2O2?'  Chase replied "Hot water?"

Chase - 9 years old - "We should go to Florida, they have Disney and Apricot."

Chase - 8 years old - "Mommy, I tried Polish tobacco at Sam's Club."  He meant Polish kielbasa.

Chase - 8 years old - "Daddy, if you had a girlfriend she'd be even uglier that mommy."

Chase - 8 years old - Indy said that they didn't know any swear words.  Chase said "Yes we do.  We know the 'Sh' word that means be quite."

Chase - 7 years old - The lifeguard at the town pool went home early one day with heat stroke.  I overheard Chase the next day tell someone that she got 'sea sick'.

Indy - 7 years old - She saw a Chevy Suburban and said "Look Mommy, a Kerri Van."

Chase - 6 years old - "Mommy, the groundhog saw his shadow, that means six more years of winter".

Chase - 6 years old - "If we pick up all the trash then there wouldn't be anymore literacy".

Indy - 6 1/2 years old - "Do we have any Orange Juice without kelp?"

Indy - 6 1/2 years old - She was mad at me so she said, "Mommy, go to your room, don't watch TV and don't even iron!" How's that for a punishment?

Indy - 6 years old - "Daddy, I have to come out of my room, I'm going to expire. Like when food is in the refrigerator too long."

Chase - 5 years old - "It wasn't a stake, it was a telephone pole that Jesus was nailed to."

Chase - 4 1/2 years old - I said "Chase you are almost five years old." He responded "Don't say I'm old."

Chase - 4 1/2 years old - "Mommy, we played a cheesy game at Andy's house." They had played Parcheesi.

Chase - 4 1/2 years old - I asked him what is means when we say amen. He said "It means the prayer is over."

Chase - 4 1/2 years old - He wanted to know what the door on the stall in the bathroom said. I told him it said 'Out Of Order'. He said "when will they put them back in the right order?"

Chase - 4 1/2 years old - "Mommy, I just put money in the Kingdom Hall Confusion fund"

Chase - 41/2 years old - "Mommy, I know why you locked the car. You left your pocketbook in there and you don't want anyone to steal you mints"

Indy - 6 years old - "Mommy, was it hard making Chase?"

Indy - 6 years old - We heard someone swear and I said "nice language". Indy asked "what language is it, Mommy?"

Indy - 5 years old - "I love you, Grandma and tell Grandpa he loves me too!'

Indy - 3 years old - When Indy got her first bike she told Kevin that she didn't want a bike with "training pants".

Indy - 2 years old - "Mommy, you're naked under your clothes."

Indy - 2 years old - "I know my XYZ's."

Indy - 2 years old - "Who built the Ark, Jesus or Moses?" I told her that Noah did and she said " but first he needed a blueprint".

Indy - 2 years old - When asked where she lived, she answered "my house".

Indy - 2 1/2 years old - "Mommy, does Jesus have a castle?"

Indy - 2 1/2 years old - In a parking lot, Indy asked if the car next to us was a mini van. I told her it was a SUV. She said "Mommy, does SOB spell car?"

Indy - 2 1/2 years old - "Mommy, I know how God made Adam. He took dust from the ground and then blew his nose."

Chase - 2 1/2 years old - We had promised Chase a bike when he was potty trained. So, one day he saw a boy about 12 years old riding a bike and he said "he must be potty trained."

Chase - 2 1/2 - "I need cream, my feelings hurt."

Chase - 3 - "Grandpa, can I have a piggy bank ride?"

Chase - 3 - He turned the calendar to December and said "after this it is the end of time."

Chase - 3 - "But Mommy, we took a bath last year."

Chase - 4 - "Quick as a pickle."